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i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES FUCKING HOP

ok but maybe the bunny has a crush on  the kitty

My one cat post for the day. Have some cute.
- Mod Helga

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I have said every one of these things at one point or another… 

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I have said every one of these things at one point or another… 

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irreducibilitas:

Grimm and Other Folk Tales

by Cory Godbey

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TV Season Summaries - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

that’s it that’s the whole show.

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Anonymous said: Hey guys, could you help me out with the lyrics to (Do it on my) Twin Bed?

nbcsnl:

Sure anon! Here you go:

(Do It On My) Twin Bed” lyrics

  • Written by: Eli Brueggemann, Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Aidy Bryant and Kate McKinnon
  • Performed by: Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Noël Wells, Vanessa Bayer, Nasim Pedrad, Aidy Bryant, Jimmy Fallon

Spoken word: Hey it’s your girls… Kate, Cecily, Noël, Vanessa, Nasim, and your lil baby Aidy. We’re home for the holidays, and this year… we brought our boyfriends home with us. But just because we’re back in our mom and dad’s house, doesn’t mean we can’t still get a little nasty…

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Song: Back in town visiting my mom and dad / But that don’t mean I don’t wanna be bad / Say what’s up to my cousins (Hiiii) / Say what’s up to my neighbors (Heyyy) / Then take my man to my childhood bedroom.

This is my old christening dress / And here’s my stack of X-Files on VHS.

Now we’re gonna freak (freak) / In my monkey sheets (sheets) / That I’ve had since I was a kid.

All: Let’s do it on my twin bed (twin bed) / Not gonna like it (like it) / But it’s the only option (option) / Where we can get it poppin’ (poppin’) / Let’s do it on my twin bed (twin bed) / Pop and fall off it (off it) / But let’s get wild (wild) / In a bed for a child. (child)

If you want an old cat to watch you bone / Then you’re gonna want to get down in my parents’ home / It’ll make you spotty (spotty) / While you lick my body (body) / Then he’ll throw up on your bag!

Come on, sexy boy, gotta do this quick / While my folks are at the pharmacy; my mom is sick / She’s got a cough (cough) / She got it from Jean (Jean) / And now it’s a whole thing with Jean.

I’m glad you got to meet my Uncle Ted / Now keep it down ‘cause he’s asleep on my trundle bed.

Uncle Ted: Hey don’t mind me (me) / We’re family (leeee) / Did ya hear Aunt Ruth is dead? (sad)

All: Let’s do it on my twin bed (twin bed) / Even though Aunt Ruth’s dead {Ruth’s dead) / Wish we had more room (more room) / But grandma got the guest room (guest room) / But we’ll still get nasty (nasty) / Up against my trophies (trophies) / You’re a certified hottie (hottie) / Like JTT. (JTT: Aww, thanks!)

Fallon (rap): Girl, you know I love you, but let’s be clear / I’m having lots of trouble gettin’ horny here / I wanna get down and do my thing / But your childhood bed has antique springs / And I guess your mom don’t know how to knock / Keep my foot on the door ‘cuz it doesn’t lock / I can’t fully undress in case your parents come through / Just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh / And why am I even tryin’ to get laid / Near a photo of you from seventh grade!

Let’s take it back now, y’all!

All: So let’s do it on my twin bed (twin bed) / Not gonna like it (like it) / But ya can’t be picky (picky) / When you’re staying with your family! (family)


Fallon: I’ve been sexing in a tiny twin bed, y’all.

McKinnon: Happy holidays.

Bryant: We out.


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